May 2013
sfux:
i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together
zackisontumblr:
if you ever have children you could introduce them to people by saying hey wanna see what i made
lcate:
*sells my virginity at a yard sale*
rneerkat:
whens chip skylarks next tour
croutoncat:
i wanna die but maybe something cool will happen so ill stay alive for now
What girls say: I'm fine
What girls mean: I'm too embarrassed to ask for water from your mom because this is the first time I've been over and she's asked me like 500 times if I wanted any and I've been saying no but I'm dying of thirst
jaymesmcguiness:
KRISPY KREME ARE GIVING OUT A FREE DOUGHNUT FOR EVERY A YOU GET ON YOUR REPORT CARD
THIS HAS MOTIVATED ME MORE THAN MY TEACHERS.
maleteen:
i will pay a hot boy to let me sit on their lap
dampsandwich:
i dont wanna lose my virginity cause i dont lose anything. im a winner
fasterfood:
people are always like “why do u look so emotionless when u walk through the hallways” at school but i dont understand what they expect me to do when i walk to class like am i supposed to smile and skip around tossing flowers to everyone i walk by??
imawanchor:
remember when the first time the audience saw bella swan she was just randomly clutching a cactus
